May 1998

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My Cd rom is broken
Which drive was that again?
Command-dot-com
I love the smell of lusers in the morning!
Two networks, two machines, three connections
NT Roll out
Make it Stop!
Gee, no dial tone!?!
Software Updates
Close some windows!
My name, was I supplied with that?
Cooking Lessons
Snakes Alive!
Do I have a Cradle???
A mailer what?!?
No calling back now, ya hear.
My friend knows more!
How do I turn it on?
default colores
Address?
A Buttoned-Down Mouse
Lusers aren't just restricted to computers
Getting connected clean
Mail???
Bad Connections
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Your Government Dollars at Work
Why do I need a phone line?
User Update
Not worthy
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Afterlife
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Just press Delete?
Systems Support Specialist, and more!
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Does Big Monitor Means a Big Computer?
Family
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Modem Cards are for plugging in
Unrelated, perhaps?
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Customer's From Planet Mars!
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Losing the mailbox
Just WHAT?!?
What's in a drive name
Mute computer
Mail it to me
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I know a little DOS
What version?
What's that Beeping Noise?
What happened to my colors
International Garbage
Telephone Tales
Gotcha!, mouse!
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Don't forget this !
The Inkless Ink Cartridge
An actual dialog between me and my customer
An actual dialog between me and my customer
Fax me, man !
Surfin the Web
X-rated Tech
The Password Is Case Sensitive
An Electrifying Query
Backup Copy?
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can I have my stick please
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They ain't hot swappable
Mobile Mail
when you open your mouth, stuff comes out
30% is Enough
No Middle Ground
Too Hot to Handle
Yet another who knows what he's doing
what do I feed it?
wash those chips down
cold hard data
Is this dumb or what?
The email that wouldn't
New Video Tech support software.
Two Lines
PhD in Computer Science Doesn't mean anything!
Zippy Drive
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What am I? Who am I?
Sweet Revenge
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Foot Foot
crashed computer
Modem Woes
Looking in the right place
Portable code?
Following Instructions (EXACTLY)!
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It shocked me so I know it works.
Printer Improvement
What a guy!!!
You mean the modem?
how to break it...
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Do Computers Float?
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5 1/4 ISA
Not Bright Enough
Softkeys
No Password?
Million dollar snot
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Arresting Development
Duh!
Addresses
Warranty does not cover tempers!
computer, what's that?
Unskilled users
Taking the talking ... literally
Printer Problem
The 'Duh' story
Who's the fool?
Curiousity killed the... ummm...
Want a computer with that modem?
CHORDS!!! WEDON'T NEED NO STINKIN' CHORDS!!!
Do you have Anti-Virus software, mam?
How do you dial up to the internet?
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Shock Therapy?
Abort, Retry, Fail
Too many drinks.....
Orphan Icon
Foul Mouth
911
Wife Knows Best
Definitely NOT enough memory!
Certifiably the *weirdest* call I received.
A Clean Machine
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terrible noise and cancel
things i get paided for
Beep Beep
Herbie the Hard Drive
2 Phone Lines
Diskettes
Disk Pak will Not Remove
My Screen is Pee'ing
Too Much Technical Stuff
Error Codes
Your trying to hard...
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Upgrade?

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