Hello, Super Duper Internet, May I help you?

I'm sorry, this is my third call and I'm still having trouble connecting.

What seems to be the trouble?

It's just not connecting. I really don't know if this is a good idea.

Well, I know we checked all the settings in the control panel. Why don't you go back to your desktop?

Oh! Maybe that's the problem I don't have a desktop. The computer is on the floor.