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Hello, Instant Internet, may I help you?

Hello there. I'd like to have the Internet delivered.

Great I can sign you up for our service and have you online in no time. What kind of computer and modem do you have?

Umm, it's a new computer and the store told me I could have the Internet delivered on CD ROM.

We can send you the software you need to connect to the Internet.

I was told the Internet could be sent to me. I don't like the idea of tying up my telephone line.

Well, then, how wide is your front door?

My front door?

Yes, will it take a standard size cargo pallet?

Why?

Because you're going to need a lot of discs.

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