His Number's Up

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SuperFast Speedy Internet Service, may I help you?

Yes I need a new number to get online.

Sir, are you experiencing busy signals?

No, I'm getting a divorce and I'm moving. My wife is keeping the house. So I'm the one who has to get a new number.

Which city are you moving to?

Oh, I'm not moving to a new city. Just to an apartment in town.

Why do you need a new Internet service number then?

I just don't want the computer to get confused, since I'll be at a new number and everything.

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