Hello, tech support.
Hello. I'm sick and tired of this. I can't get onto your Web site. What is wrong with you people?
Hold on just a minute, sir. I'll check to make sure our server is up. There doesn't seem to be a problem. How long ago did you try to access the site?
Just a minute ago. I'll try again right now. It still isn't working.
Have you checked to make sure your Internet connection is active?
What do you mean?
Do you have a dial up connection active?
I don't know? What does that have to do with your Web site not working?
