Hello, tech support.
Hello. My computer ate my homework again and my teacher doesn't believe me.
Your computer ate your homework?
Yes. I mean I work on it in the computer lab at school, bring the disk home and do some more work. Then, when I bring the disk back to school, there's nothing on it.
I don't understand how that could happen. Are you leaving the disk in your car or someplace where there are extreme temperatures?
No. It doesn't get cold outside of the refrigerator. I put it on the door so I don't forget it.
On the door of the fridge?
That's where everybody keeps things. With those magnets.