Hello Super Duper Internet, may I help you?
Hello there, I've been hearing all these awful stories about people stealing personal financial information on the Internet and I'm quite worried about it.
Well m'am that has happened, but not as often as the media would make it seem. You should be careful though, about giving out information.
Oh, I certainly am.
There are also software programs and settings to help make your connection more secure.
What connection?
Your Internet connection.
I don't have an Internet connection, I told you, I'm worried about all of this.
