Hello, Super Duper Internet, May I help you?
I'm sorry, this is my third call and I'm still having trouble connecting.
What seems to be the trouble?
It's just not connecting. I really don't know if this is a good idea.
Well, I know we checked all the settings in the control panel. Why don't you go back to your desktop?
Oh! Maybe that's the problem I don't have a desktop. The computer is on the floor.