Hello, Super Duper Internet may I help you?
Yes. I signed up for your service but I haven't been able to connect to the Internet.
Well, I think we can solve that. What are you looking at now?
Okay. Move the mouse a little.
What are you looking at now?
Still there. Tap the space bar on your keyboard.
Are the fish gone?
Oh, my. I should hope not. I have the aquarium right up here by the computer.