Hello, Super Duper Internet, may I help you?
Yes. I really need some help. I'm trying to look up information on the Web for a term paper but it's not working.
What isn't working?
The search thing. Nothing happens.
Did you type in the subject you're looking for?
I did. And then I waited for like, ten minutes. Nothing happened.
And you didn't get any kind of message back on the screen?
Nothing. I thought the Internet was supposed to have everything!
Did you hit the enter key?
No. What for?