Funny and Humorous Technical Support Tales and Stories

This was sent to me from a work colleague

One girl went to a laptop Sales & Service Shop with anger and threw her new laptop on the desk at a Salesman from whom he bought.

She told the salesman that you have cheated me.

I cannot transfer file from my previous Computer to Laptop..

Salesman : Madam, can you please try in front of me.

This is what She did,

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which she wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Then She Disconnected the mouse from that Computer.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected into the Newly Purchased Laptop where she wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option

Sales person was admitted in the hospital after this.

New job on Helpdesk for a certain fruit-based computer. It's not the FRUIT store, but an authorized fruit reseller so it's not that bad.

So customer comes in, explains that he'd spilled a smoothie on his laptop. These things happen. What I didn't expect was that while he cleaned it off, he'd left it powered on and continued using it. Surprisingly, it continued working for a week, until certain keys stopped working, and eventually the laptop stopped booting altogether. The user, being clever and gifted in the cerebelum department, decided that rather than bringing it to us (or even the FRUIT store, who probably would have laughed at him directly), he pried the offending keys off "to see if there was something he could fix."

I explained very delicately that laptops and smoothies do not like each other, and that most sentient life forms would have powered the box off imediately and brought it in for service then, rather than waiting a week and basically savagely destroying his keyboard.

Lusers. Lusers never change.