From actual emails:
MESSAGE IN:
Should have the money soon to take care of this....thanks
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MESSAGE OUT:
When you say...
"Should have the money soon to take care of this....thanks"
Do you mean....
"Please send some soon"
or...
"Don't worry... I have this covered"
???
(English is a goofy language!
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MESSAGE IN:
Yes.. exactly
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Client needed to frantically complete grad work portfolio, but his laptop was not cooperating when he opened a web browser. Turned out his router was shot and I had to install another.
As he saw me pull the old router out and tell him I had to replace it, he asked, 'does this mean wifi won't work upstairs either?'
I did not answer and simply left to purchase another.