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So what you mean is....
Posted 11/05/2016 by Anon
 

From actual emails:

MESSAGE IN:

Should have the money soon to take care of this....thanks

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MESSAGE OUT:

When you say...

"Should have the money soon to take care of this....thanks"

Do you mean....

"Please send some soon"

or...

"Don't worry... I have this covered"

???

(English is a goofy language!

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MESSAGE IN:

Yes.. exactly

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I do not know how to answer that
Posted 11/10/2016 by Dumbfounded
 

Client needed to frantically complete grad work portfolio, but his laptop was not cooperating when he opened a web browser. Turned out his router was shot and I had to install another.

As he saw me pull the old router out and tell him I had to replace it, he asked, 'does this mean wifi won't work upstairs either?'

I did not answer and simply left to purchase another.

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